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Did we Just Get Better ?? Or Worse ???

OK, I was Wrong !

I was Wrong ! Wrong !! Wrong !!!

I was incorrect, Not Accurate, counterfactual, false, faulty, flawed, inexact, mistaken, unseemly, and guilty of unsound judgment !!!!

I was Duped ! Fooled ! My Bad! bamboozled, conned, deceived, deluded, flimflammed, and in all respects hornswoggled !!!

I mis-calculated ! Was otherwise in error and in any and all conceivable ways erroneous !

I wallow among Stooges and today I am their King !!!

As I sit here and feast upon the succulent taste of Crow, I fall before my readers and admit I am unfit to breathe the same air as they do. My rather inglorious prediction of Brett Favre doing a last second sashay into Viking training camp was as wrong as picking the Cubs to win in October ………by the way, have you ever actually seen a person sashay ? Or promenade, mosey, saunter, galivant, schlep, traipse or esplanade ……I once “meandered”, but that is just another Ugly story best deferred until another day.

At any rate……Favre isn’t coming ( at least until after preseason camp ) and now we have ( Gulp !) T-Jax and Sage competing for the right to drive the limo. I have a splitting headache!

Seriously, Jackson has a cannon arm, but have you seen him throw a touch-pass ? What about Rosenfels? A human turn-over machine ! – My head really hurts !

Oh, by the way, I haven’t forgotten my “ Pick the date Favre will announce” contest winner.

Winner Is : ( Insert Drum-Roll ) ………….
Brendan Engle
Who Wrote an email to me on Monday July 13th predicting that Favre would make his announcement on the “17th or 18th, however since someone has already said the 17th, I’ll go 18th.” – And lucky he chose the 18th as there would have been a tie with several others who chose the 17th !!!!
WOO-HOO Brendon! ….. as promised, you are now the proud owner of …..
1. My Undying Admiration for your abilities as a Psychic (for what that’s worth )!
2. The knowledge of knowing you were right when almost every other journalist in America has been consistently wrong! Including, No, No….especially …..ME!!!
– At least we can Finally put the whole Brett to Minnesota thing to bed. Unless he changes his mind as Buss Cook has let slip. Hmmmmmm! Do we read between the lines? We all know Favre Hates training camp……Hmmm !

Awwww Forget it! I’m just NOT going there anymore. Did I mention my head hurts???

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