Quote Of The Week

This week’s quote of the week comes from Brian Robison’s weekly live chat over at Vikings Update. 

A reader told Robison about some Vikings fans that have vowed to not have success until the Vikings win a Super Bowl.  The reader then asked Robison if he would be willing to give up sex for a whole year if it meant that he got a Super Bowl ring.

Robison responded by typing, “Giving up Sex isn’t a healthy thing.  Latest research has shown to have a healthy prostate you should ejaculate at least 13 times a month.  Keeping away prostate cancer is less life threatening than not have a super bowl ring.”

While the answer is of a clever type that only a married man would say out hopes of gaining leverage, it is not our quote of the week.

The quote of the week comes in response to a question about how he would celebrate should the Vikings win the Super Bowl:

Not sure, I Guess take an exotic vacation and get my prostate healthy.

Well played, sir.  Well played.

The only way Robison could have made that “stream of consciousness” any more humorous than it already was, is if he would have ended the chat by musing about the pristine condition of Tiger Woods’ prostate.

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16 Responses to “Quote Of The Week”

  1. bigjohnny84 says:

    I’ll bet Freds and Mr. ABV have a healthy prostate.

  2. Fragile Freds says:

    AKs -

    Next topic please!

  3. Fragile Freds says:

    Johnnys and Tombs,

    You are both sick sick men.

    • Tomb says:

      Me thinks you doth protest too much, ol’ pal.

      Freds loves the ladies. Loves ‘em big, small, short, tall.

      Just loves ‘em.

  4. Purple Charlie says:

    I’m with you Freds, Man… Lol

  5. Purple Charlie says:

    Mrs. Purple Charlie isn’t home ,
    Maybe I better call her and have her come home.
    (For Health Reasons you know)

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  7. Adam Warwas says:

    Wow. Quite the conversation starter this post was.

  8. AnotherBlondeViking says:

    I can assure you….Mr ABV’s is just fine! (Stealing Ole’s line…) Go Vikes!

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